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(via 50 Photos Of Basset Hounds Running | Best Week Ever)
Imagine if wars were over Basset Hounds instead of oil and religion. It would make more sense. I would definitely fight for Basset Hounds, but I would only possibly fight for my country.
It’s up to you, President Obama.
not actually porn
Posted on March 22, 2011 via Wait, what. with 262 notes
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Did you guys listen to This American Life this week?
On Saturdays I catch it 15 minutes in on my drive home from work. If it’s particularly interesting I’ll sit in the driveway and listen through until the end, as my commute home only takes 10 minutes.
If you parked next to me in my driveway at 12:56 PM yesterday, you would’ve seen me sobbing, absolutely sobbing, over the story of Lucy the Chimpanzee. Alternating between sobbing and eating chicken caeser salad. Lucy probably would have loved chicken caeser salad.
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That’s a person with tears running down his really long face. 4 U, Lucy
Posted on February 21, 2011 via Wait, what. with 38 notes
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- “bearfishes spooning” by Squid Cuddles Inc
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I dont know what I’m more concerned about, the way in which he is gazing at this dog, or his choice of tattoos.
Posted on November 15, 2009 via GODLESS HIPPIE SKANK
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Dear Mariella, I have had a long-time interest in beekeeping. Unfortunately I have a mortal fear of bees (and similar stinging insects), and neither my partner nor I enjoy the taste of honey, rendering the material benefits of keeping bees somewhat moot. I have read a great deal of books on the subject and have yet to determine just why I am so fascinated by this most peculiar hobby – though I do quite enjoy watching beekeepers remove the honeycomb frame from an apiary, as I find it quite relaxing. It has got to the point where it is affecting my marriage, as my partner is entirely unsympathetic to what she describes as an “obsession”. I tend to spend most evenings reading apiarist manuals and commenting on beekeeping forums on the net, to the detriment of our sex life. I am interested in sex, but at this point I am more interested in bees. Is this kind of relationship normal? How can I bring my partner round to enjoying my interest in beekeeping with me?
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Posted on October 26, 2009 via leiris with 5 notes
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He dreamed of sex with seahorses and underwater kingdoms and vast armies of catfish and he woke up his wife and he said, You need to shower.
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